I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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