I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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