Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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