DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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