took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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