I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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