oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Are we still banned from the library?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
The uberlube is also flammable
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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