i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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