I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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