can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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