i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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