It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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