If that was your dad, he is hot
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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