I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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