But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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