I will die if light touches me.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I love you. Go after that dick
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Randomize
