I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
