JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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