I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
