You're my little dorito
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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