i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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