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(502): View more from Kentucky

everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person

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(214): View more from Texas

he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???

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(336): View more from North Carolina

A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one

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(760): View more from California

The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight

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(559): View more from California

Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.

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