Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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