I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I woke up under a house in Key West
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