ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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