Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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