literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i believe in u and ur pee
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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