we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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