god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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