i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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