Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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