Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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