belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Define "chronic" masturbator.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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