I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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