did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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