Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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