Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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