Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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