We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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