well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
