yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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