I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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