I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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