Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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