Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I love you.
Bad choice
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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