My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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