He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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