I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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