Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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