have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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