yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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