Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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