She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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