I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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