We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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