Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Dick very happy bro
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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