They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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