is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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