playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Threesome in a minivan. New low
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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