There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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