All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
